Witness 007

Joined

• started 822 topics
• posted 6,191 times   see topics posted on
• send a message

Posts by Witness 007

• 
  41

  What Super Powers does Ted Jaracz have in heaven now??? Any?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  so congrats ted your a "king and preist" in heaven ruling with jesus, so.....how is this different to his bethel job?

  he can"t smite me for showing disrespect.

  does he sit there and take down names for armagedon?

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  You met him? Raymond Franz worked with him and disagrees with you.
• 
  77

  If You Still "Had" To Go To Meetings What "Disrespectful" Things Might You Do?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i know some who go to meetings because they feel they have to because of family or other considerations.. imagine going to a meeting and having your iphone with you!.

  how would it look if you had a watchtower in your hands along with a tv guide?.

  think about going to a meeting with strong booze breath.. any other suggestions?

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  I would go to the toliet and not flush my Turds................in the SINK!!!!!!!
• 
  9

  Anybody from Mexico?

  by Alonewitheverybody in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was wondering, anybody from mexico?.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  I'm just west of Mexico.............10,000 Miles west in Australia!
• 
  16

  What I don't regret about my experience with JW's

  by tec in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  they taught me to think for myself.. yes, you read that right, and no i'm not being sarcastic.

  if i had walked into the church down the street, i might not ever have walked out.

  i'm sure the doctrines are easier to swallow, and the freedoms are greater.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  The one thing I dont regret is as a Pioneer spending peoples "donations" for literature on McDonalds lunches! A lady gave me $10 bucks! Mmmmm two Big Macs.
• 
  57

  The Writing Department's use of "Exclamation Points". Anybody else find their use cheesy? Or motivating possibly?

  by miseryloveselders in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  something i've been meaning to ask for a while since coming here, is wsup with the writing department's use of exclamation points?

  i'm no literature buff or anything, but to me personally, the exclamation points cheapen whatever they're trying to get across.

  here's some examples from the new jeremiah book.. how thankful we can be for the teaching done by christian shepherds!.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  Watchtower Wankers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!X 1000
• 
  13

  What now....

  by broops100 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  october 2009 .

  this is the date when somebody, somewhere, somehow, switched the light on and i realised i'd been part of a cult.

  21 years of my life wasted.... since then i have gone through what i can only compare to losing someone i loved in death.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  Dump her or take her down a notch.....find new friends who are less Witness-like.
• 
  41

  What Super Powers does Ted Jaracz have in heaven now??? Any?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  so congrats ted your a "king and preist" in heaven ruling with jesus, so.....how is this different to his bethel job?

  he can"t smite me for showing disrespect.

  does he sit there and take down names for armagedon?

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  Compound Complex = ..."may be involved in communicating divine truths today....."

  So when they write something wrong in the Watchtower, what does he do? Call Jehovah on his red "Batphone?" Imagine him up their going....."NO WROOONG! DONT PRINT THAT! NOOOOOO GOD DAMN IT WRONG!! 55 YEAR OLD IDIOTS! OH THATS IT I'M GOING TO TALK TO JESUS.........{Angel at Jesus Office} "Sorry Jesus Ted is here again...... {Jesus} "OH CHRIST AGAIN!!!" Tell him I'm out to lunch."
• 
  27

  Why should I attend the meetings again?

  by asilentone in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  It's warm if your homeless, and you can "shower" in the sink during the public talk.
• 
  41

  What Super Powers does Ted Jaracz have in heaven now??? Any?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  so congrats ted your a "king and preist" in heaven ruling with jesus, so.....how is this different to his bethel job?

  he can"t smite me for showing disrespect.

  does he sit there and take down names for armagedon?

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  So congrats Ted your a "king and Preist" in heaven ruling with Jesus, so.....how is this different to his Bethel job? He can"t smite me for showing disrespect. Does he sit there and take down names for Armagedon? WHAT DOES HE DO UP THERE?

  I think he's like when Fred Franz FINALLY became President....okay your the Prez...now just sit there quietly and drink your tea.
• 
  38

  I Love EVERYBODY!!!!

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i love every color, every nationality, every ethnic group, every body!!!.

  how about you?

  let's start a love in..

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  I love my wife's body........last night. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!